Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity!!

 Thanks again to the folks at Rumours; I thought that since we are part of the way through Lent, that we might need a laugh or two. Here are some ways with which you could help to keep an appropriate level of insanity in your life: 

* At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down

* Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

* Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

* Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For three Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine 

Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

* In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

* Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

* As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

* Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat. Look serious.

* Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

* Sing Along At The Opera.

* Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

* Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

* When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

* When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

* Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

* Capitalize Almost All of Your Words Whenever You Write Something. If Someone asks Why, Tell Them It’s In The Bible. Leviticus 1:5.